Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Vulva Envy! Station to Station, Across the Nation!

So of course this kind of website would need to exist...

So why aren't such smeared across these mighty mess of innterwebbs???

So ok i'll have to start one myself.!?

So ok for now to save time I'll just copy and paste from the facebook group of the same name. (I'll try to expand as time and inspiration allow.)

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So: why for is penis envy all the rage and vulva envy is an unheard of phenomenon? S'like, shit, dude: the external portion of the clitoris alone, the tip of the iceberg, as it were, has more nerve endings packed in there than does the entire external portion of the penis! In the words of some guy on facebook, "a man's orgasm is a firecracker compared to the large explosions that make up the multi-orgasmic woman's satisfaction derived from an orgasmic vulva." Yeah I know, right dude? Cool!*

Which brings us directly to: whispered secrets of the female orgasm -- hushed stories that speak of the multiple, the prolonged, the and/or/all-of-the-above/virtually-UNLIMITED sessions of vulvic-orGASM!!! Fuckin eh, mang, who WOULDN'T want somefin what could do that? So compact and portable, and so perfectly designed for those marathon-length bouts of sexual pleasurings (alone or with a friend)!

[...Of course, it would indeed seem that all manner of insidious (mostly patriarchally induced) shames, inhibitions and whatevers have quite effectively hindered a ton-load of vulva-owners from achieving anything approaching such climactic ends (which in and of itself is TOTALLY an unspeakable crime against nature and anything vaguely resembling God, yeah?!) ...but you can't blame the vulva for that...]

ANYways, the gist of der gist ist : for some reasons, nobody wants to admit it, but those vulvae are great!!! Most all-time under-hyped human sex organ of all time, far and away (coming in miles ahead of the "penis", aka "most all-time over-hyped human sex organ of all time").

The world's dick-fetish is so passe. Viva la Vulva, yo! Wish we could all have one!

*Quote taken from the "Those who know the difference between a vulva and a vagina" wall.